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Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see



the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw

an



envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was



addressed







"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the



letter with trembling hands:-







Dear Dad,







It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm

leaving



home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to



avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with



Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him



too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But



it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he

wants



me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though



Randy is much older than me



(anyway,42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really



these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you



agree?







Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods



and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has

other



girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way.



He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my



dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone



and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for



all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that



science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure



deserves it!!











Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of



myself.



Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your



grandchildren.











Your loving daughter,



Rosie.











At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".



Hands still trembling, her



father turned the sheet, and read:











PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my



report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call